Timothy "Tim" Wycislak posted a status
Joey's wife believes she's a satellite radio. At first, he thought she was kidding. But apparently, she's sirius. #lamejoke
Mar 23
Timothy "Tim" Wycislak posted a status
With all the concern about plastic waste these days, it's easy to see why clingfilm gets such a bad wrap. #lamejoke
Mar 21
Timothy "Tim" Wycislak posted a status
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence. #lamejoke
Mar 20
Timothy "Tim" Wycislak posted a status
Nail salons closed. Lash salons closed. Hair salons closed. Tanning salons closed. Waxing salons closed. It's about to get ugly out there. #lamejoke
Mar 19
Timothy "Tim" Wycislak posted a status
Did you know that a school of piranha can devour a child in 30 seconds? On another subject, I lost my job at the aquarium today. #lamejoke
Mar 4
Timothy "Tim" Wycislak posted a status
Don't be angry with lazy people. They didn't do anything. #lamejoke
Mar 1
Timothy "Tim" Wycislak posted a status
I accidentally ate some cat food. Don't ask meow. #lamejoke
Feb 29
Timothy "Tim" Wycislak posted a status
Only a nickel for an embroidered pinwheel? Good buy, crewel whirled! #lamejoke
Feb 28
Timothy "Tim" Wycislak posted a status
If spinsters have lots of cats, it's prolly a pretty good indication of many paws. #lamejoke
Feb 27
Timothy "Tim" Wycislak posted a status
I totally forgot that yesterday was pancake day again. It really créped up on me this year. #lamejoke
Feb 26
Timothy "Tim" Wycislak posted a status
I was once in a band called Teenage Bed. We never made it. #lamejoke
Feb 25
Timothy "Tim" Wycislak posted a status
Go ahead, make fun of me for not knowing what confectioners sugar is. It's fine. #lamejoke
Feb 12
Timothy "Tim" Wycislak posted a status
Some students pore over their lessons, while others just give them a preflunktory glance. #lamejoke
Feb 11
Timothy "Tim" Wycislak posted a status
Body shops do a bang up business. #lamejoke
Feb 5
Timothy "Tim" Wycislak posted a status
I'm thinkin' that hypothetical situations could also be called whether forecasts. #lamejoke
Feb 4
Timothy "Tim" Wycislak posted a status
I was reading the history of the French Revolution, and just found out what happened to Louis XVI 's head. [removed] #lamejoke
Feb 2
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